A fair for pet owners… or those considering to be
Disappointingly, this is not a massive hall filled with animals of all shapes and sizes, although we imagine many people will bring theirs along… just because. Instead, this weekend will see the Marx Halle filled with all things ‘Haustiere’ (that’s German for pet). If you own one, or you’re thinking of buying one, this is where you should be this weekend. Or not. Maybe in a park somewhere plying with your pet might be a nicer idea. What do we know. The last pet we owned was a hamster that we suspect may have jumped off of of balcony when we were at work.
Recommended if you like
: your pet, want to deter your partner from wanting a pet, getting a pension plan for your pet, having had nothing but grief about why ‘insert animal here’ wasn’t their Valentines day present, playing with other people’s pets, owning a snake