You’ve probably noticed already if you live in Vienna that some business owners get very creative when naming their cafe, bar, or cafe. From the super funny pun-ny names, like GmbHaar, to the humble, self-deprecating names, like Cafe Okay, and the names that indulge slightly in a bit of hyperbole, like Cafe Best – there are some hilarious business names out there.
We’ve brought together a collection of stores, bars and cafe names that made us laugh out loud when we spotted them on the streets of Vienna:
Where the magic happens.
So that’s where all the single witches be hanging out. Just in case, Hexen = witches 🙂
Open…to the public.
Well played sir, well played.
It’s simply the best.
Welcome to the magical world of…ummmm, boners?
This hairdresser made the cut (get it?!) for being the most cringe-worthy pun name we found on Vienna’s streets.