Toilet humour is seriously encouraged while checking out this article. Yes, that’s right, we’ve been touring Vienna’s toilets and have made a photo collection of some of our favourite heisl for you. Here are 16 of the most photogenic toilets in Vienna:
Vollpension
We call this one our, ‘pop art pooper.’
Rhiz
Being that this one is in one of the city’s premiere live music venues of the city, it’s not only sporting that grungy vibe, but it also comes with a soundtrack.
Café Menta
We were bent over looking at the beautifully tiled floor when on this one. Makes you not want to miss.
Marks
The baby blue loo.
Loos Bar
Even though we know it’s the polite thing to do, we couldn’t close the lid on this one. She’s too beautiful to be kept in the dark! Loved the old-school toilet pull chain, too.
Levante Restaurant
If you stare at this floor long enough, you can see 3D images in them. Or was that just us?
La Mercerie
The classic crapper.
The Guesthouse
We can’t work out what it means, however, it’s better than the infamous toilet wall penis graffiti.
Grelle Forelle
True love = when you declare it on a club’s toilet wall.
Future Garden
The mint green atleast made us think of lovely smelling odours.
Dots am Brunnenhof
This one reflects our Tinder profile description: ‘classy, sassy and a bit smart assy’
Café Korb
We imagined this bright red floor was red hot lava and didn’t let our feet touch the floor. We were there for a while. This is what happens when you forget to bring your phone with you to the toilet.
Alte Post
To this incredibly ugly floor: ‘the people have spoken.’
Die Parfümerie
This one looked too classy to use. We turned around and walked straight out. Not before taking a photo of the lovely tiles.
Zur Rezeption
This tropical toilet took us to far away places while doing our thing. And the flamingoes inspired us to try and pee while standing on only one leg. We apologise sincerely to the cleaning staff at Zur Rezeption.
Schikaneder
When do you know you’ve made it as a graffiti artist in Vienna? When your tag has made it into the Schikaneder shitter. This is the surprisingly clean ‘Trainspotting-inspired’ addition to this collection. What we want to know is, how did they manage to tag even the roof?